Wednesday, June 20, 2012

No Planes, No Trains, but... Automobiles!



You’re only as old as you feel!  Life begins at (insert age here, a moving target)!  Your golden years! 

Yeah, well, that’s nice.  Somehow after turning seventy, I have become increasingly aware of being seventy.  Every night on the news, or in the obits in the papers, you hear about a  lot of people that expire at or below my age.  Everything is fine, you go to the doctor for a routine checkup and next thing you know there’s tubes coming out of you with strange liquids going into you.  Or that little nagging pain turns out to be.... "I have some bad news for you"...  Kind of alters your perspective. So it was somewhat with this outlook that both the Flutters decided we would get new automobiles.

MOMSTER (one) is showing her age (like us), and my fluttermobile was developing little quirks like a door lock that has to be fiddled with, a piece of trim inside was coming loose, one of the speakers rattles with strong bass tones, that kind of thing.  Once you start to get that reluctance to start out on a long trip, like say to Wisconsin or Missouri because of “what’s that noise?”, “why is it downshifting on this little hill?” it isn’t fun anymore. Besides that, I just plain WANT a new car!  I am intrigued by all the new on-board technology and don’t want to navigate by a hand held Droid anymore.  Die broke (or anyway, close to it).  This may be (see paragraph one) the last car I own, so why not get something nice.  Nice didn’t include BMW’s, Audi’s, Jags, and Mercedes with model numbers starting with 5’s and 4’s (and price tags with 6 digits) which seemed unnecessarily pretentious (and greatly hastening the die broke thought).  So armed with extensive market research (hey! Look at that Buick in that TV ad!) I started out.  Along the way a very good friend suggested I also consider the Hyundai Genesis which he owns and really likes.  Plus I talked to a fair amount of Hyundai owners who were very strong in support of the car. So we did the Sunday crawl of the dealers to see the cars without sales presence.  Our local GM dealer over in Leonardtown has bunches of the Lacrosse model of Buick which had caught my eye, but the “Team Hyundai” facility, while loaded with lesser Sonata models, had no Genesis’s.  So finally we had to talk to somebody there, and he explained that the Genesis market down here was fairly small.  He did say he would probably get a couple down here in a few days and would call us.

On the distaff side of the team, despite occasional complaints about parking, visibility, and gas prices, MFO decided that another large vehicle was justified.  We so loved MOMSTER I for cruising and comfort she wanted a new one.  Models of Yukon’s and Suburban’s while about the size of a small house, also carry the price tag of a small house,  so she decided that maybe top of the line wasn’t wise and looked for a more reasonably priced one. And, (unlike me) she said she didn’t care that much about a NAV system, and it is, lest you forget, HER car.  The dealer located a Suburban in Virginia that was about what she wanted so they trucked it in for her perusal and test drive.  Long story short (drum roll) I present MOMSTER II


During the sessions with the GM salesman, I managed a couple of test drives in the Lacrosse.  It is an impressive vehicle with bells and whistles for its bells and whistles.  A HUD that projects the speed on the windshield (positioned so that you still have to lower your eyes to see it, and it is not focused on infinity).  Touch screen NAV system, mood lighting (!), XM radio, ONSTAR, heated (and cooled) seats and more. But, after a couple of tours, we finally mutually agreed that it just wasn’t comfortable for us to sit in.  Maybe it’s us, but we felt trapped.  Part of it I suspect is that the windows are fairly tiny.  I measured the driver’s side and it was elbow to first set of knuckles.  The Fluttermobile is to finger tips.

About this time the Hyundai guy called and said he had a couple and would we like to come and look.  We did, and were pretty impressed.  Windows to just above second knuckle, and creature comforts abound.  Much more comfortable to humans such as us, like you don't have to put your head on your shoulder to enter (as you do with the Buick)  Of course there’s always something, and Hyundai is rear wheel drive and does not offer ONSTAR.  Also there is no touch screen on the Nav system, it’s all by joystick and push.  There were two on the lot, a white one with the standard 6 cylinder, 3.8 liter engine and a pearl blue one with a peppier V8 of 4.6 liters.  Again, shortening the story, I take possession tomorrow (Thursday) at one pm.

Before closing the deal, I did do a little snooping (once again guided by my friend) around the myriad of websites designed to help you get an idea of pricing, what they are selling for, what rebates there are, so in the case of the Hyundai, I had pretty much decided what I would pay that would be fair to all concerned.  At my point in life (see first paragraph) I am not one to pound the table, threaten to walk out, play one dealer against the other, and so on.  I just want the damn car.  So I was much relieved when the salesman came back with a figure that was just a little below mine, and further said they would give me fifteen hundred for the Fluttermobile.  Deal.

So between the two, we spent most of the day Monday dealing with the Suburban and most of yesterday with the Team Hyundai folk.  It wasn’t (too) stressful, but many papers to sign, credit applications, considering extended warranties, clear coat options, yadda yadda.  So we’re pretty worn out, but happy.  I have checked and in fact, you can’t take it with you..

The manuals for the Genesis are about the same size as the encyclopedia brittanica.

And maybe I’ll now be

DFD(riving)

Errata:  the Cheese Krispies recipie I passed along was "borrowed" from a good cook friend, it was not an MFO find..

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