Wednesday, May 21, 2014

Hurry up, Chef!!


As I have related before, I get a bunch of food magazines, and they run the gamut from….. I don’t know, “popular”? to serious stuff.  Like maybe Martha Stewart Living to Art of Eating.  By the way, publications like “Cooking Light” do not find their way to my mailbox. While Martha spends time telling you how she harvested the cotton, milled it, and wove her own tablecloth and then forged the silver for the table and so forth, she occasionally does have some interesting recipes.  Art of Eating, at the other end of the spectrum, goes on about some restaurant on a little island in the Aegean with three tables that serves (in Edward Behr’s opinion) the best squid in the world which, while unobtainable to most of us, makes fascinating reading. Somewhere near the lower end of the spectrum is Cook’s Country, kind of an arm of Chris Kimball’s Cook’s Illustrated.  It started out life as kind of a celebration of “home cooking” and contained recipes with sometimes stuff like historical photos of a North Dakota housewife with her recipe for Blueberry Buckle.  Over its relatively short lifetime, it has kind of morphed back to the Cook’s Illustrated model, featuring novel ways of approaching some dishes.  

It always starts off with a page of “ask Cook’s Country” where people can submit burning culinary questions such as (I am not making this up): “I have a collection of fancy salts, can I substitute them for Kosher or table salt in cooking and baking?”  Answer: “yes, basically salt tastes like salt”.  Of course then they go on to say that they tested 234,591 varieties of salt, and found that…basically salt taste like salt.  They did bring up crystal size and how that might affect using volume measures, so maybe a nugget of knowledge. Then there’s the requisite page of “tips”, where I learn you can extend the life of berries by washing them in a solution of one cup of vinegar to three of water, dry them in a salad spinner, and store in a container with the lid slightly ajar to let the moisture escape.  You bet, I’m on that..

But what got me with this issue was an article/recipe for Shrimp Ėtouffée.  We all know that’s a famous New Orleans Cajun and/or Creole dish, and can be made with a variety of degrees of spiciness, with or without Andouille, etc.  However, it seems that this author was more concerned with “shortcuts” and saving time than making a good dish.  The subtitle to the article was: “we wanted to cut down on the work of making….”.   Really!  That darn cooking is WORK?  She begins by saying how much she liked the étouffée she had on a trip to New Orleans, and wanted to recreate it at home (apparently without all that darn work).  She begins by making a traditional roux, with flour and butter which she “stirred and stirred, and stirred some more, and a long 20 minutes later had a rich nutty brown roux”;  then she added the (culinary) Holy Trinity, garlic, and so forth and cooked for “another 10 minutes”; in goes the stock and then a resentful: “simmered 25 more minutes”; finally added the shrimp allowing the pot to simmer “a mere  5 minutes longer”, and got a very good dish.  But then:  “The étouffée was quite good, but it was taking too long”. (all italics mine).

Well, then, excuse me… did you have someplace to go?  Do you think the New Orleans chefs you mention in the article (John Besh, Emeril, Paul Prudhomme) thought that?  Did they, like you, look for “shortcuts” like toasting the flour before adding the butter for the roux?.  The reason their food tastes so good is because they are willing to take the time to do things properly even if it takes much longer.  This idea of looking for ways of “cheating” (my word) to create less work for yourself or save those precious few minutes is just wrong.

Now, i must add that I have complained about this phenomenon before, and I can just hear a certain red haired loads engineer I used to work with yelling at me: “you work a full day, get the kids, come home, and then try to spend two hours creating something for supper and see how that goes!”.  And she does have a point.. there are times when you have to get something on the table, and you don’t want buckets or sacks, so some shorter recipes for reasonable dishes are helpful.  All I will say is that if you want to have a classic dish once it a while, pick your time and make it the classic way.

And another thing that really bugged me about the article was the picture of the finished dish.  There were lovely pink shrimp in a gorgeous rich brown sauce, over white (big perfect separate grains) rice. 



BUT, see those “lovely” shrimp have that ugly roll of fat on either side of the split back?  I can’t stand that.  You can’t chew it very well, it sticks in your teeth, sometimes hangs loose and is just plain ugly.  You know what? It takes only just a little time to remove it, it isn't hard, and makes the dish ever so much more appealing.. But, it probably adds a maximum of a whopping ten minutes…What?  just to improve the looks?… out it goes!!  Next time you get shrimp, see if it is there.  If the shrimp were shelled and cleaned by hand, I’ll bet it will be removed; if they were frozen from a bag I’ll bet the will be there.  We deserve better…

In the same issue was a recipe for “Rhode Island Johnnycakes”.  News to me.. at least you can cut corners there I guess.   And most likely you don’t have to


DFD

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