Tuesday, April 23, 2013

A Tale of Two.... Tales



My mind is a sponge! (as opposed to spongy)..  After the Thursday night lecture on Oyster Restoration we kept going with two more..

The First Lecture (or second depending…)

Friday night was the first in this year’s series of free lectures (sponsored by my old employer) at Sotterley Plantation.  Turns out it is the 8th year!  In my community relations position, I was able to fund the first one, and they have grown in popularity over the years.  I am gratified that the company continues to support them.   If you haven’t had the chance to go, you should.  Sotterley has managed to find an amazing array of speakers, mostly historically related but not always.


So, back to the subject at hand.  This presentation was by two members of the Archival Recovery Team from the National Archives, and it was entitled: “A Conspiracy to Steal History.. The Theft of America’s National Treasures”.  Of course MFO was extremely interested.  Turns out there were two people; Barry Landau and Jason Savedoff who managed to steal over 10,000 (!) original historical items, including hand written documents by FDR, Thomas Jefferson, Benjamin Franklin, and many more.  They sold them for personal gain over many years, but neither became fabulously rich, and in fact Landau is now residing in jail for seven years as of last year.  I am not sure of their motive, actually. They were finally discovered to be actually stealing documents by an employee from the Maryland Historical Society.  Both of the speakers were involved in the investigation and gave a fascinating account of the eventual apprehension.  The thieves had special clothing with pockets for the documents, Landau’s apartment was found to contain thousands of documents, which contained a pretty elaborate cataloging system. 

Their technique was to go to various institutions (like Yale, and the Library of Congress) and ingratiate themselves over a period of time, passing themselves off as legitimate researchers and “presidential historians”.  Not quite. They established sort of personal relationships with clerks and so on  to the point where they were often left alone with the documents they checked out.  Then they stuffed their pockets.  Mr. Yockelson also threw a couple of brickbats at the institutional employees for not being more careful and letting their (perceived) association with the thieves play a part.

Anyway, my point here is that it was a great program presented by intelligent, dedicated people, and a very informative evening.  Okay, that’s one lecture.

 

The Second  And now for something completely different” (the readership may know where this quote originated).  
 Saturday night we went down to “the College” to hear the 7th Annual Twain Lecture.  The speaker was “John Hodgman: Author, Actor, Humorist, and Correspondent on the “Daily Show”.  Now if you are too young to recognize the Monty Python phrase above, I am apparently too old to know who the speaker was.  Never heard of him, even in his many roles.   Author? Nope, Actor?, nope, nope, nope, and what is the “Daily Show”.  I guess it is bviously different than the Today Show which I am familiar with (but don’t watch anymore).

The program was held in the Athletic Building on the campus, and we had decided to arrive early enough to get a parking spot and maybe a good seat.  Pretty much yes on the parking spot, but definitely not on the seat.  We ended up in the “bleachers” in order to see the stage. You may remember that MFO is an extremely harsh critic of seats, not only in restaurants, but in other venues as well.  These were dubbed “possibly the worst I’ve ever sat on”. They were plastic with some flexibility enabling them to poke you in bad places, and were too narrow for our anatomy and liking.  I think the “too old” comment applies here as well; as most of the students around us didn’t seem to mind (and after all, they were bleachers).  We arrived early enough (shortly after seven for a half past program) that we were treated to a full half hour (plus more) of the music from “The Rusty Spurs”.  You would be correct if you guessed they were a country music band.  They were a group of three: a female vocalist who also strummed a mandolin continuously, a male guitarist, and the third a male who was only a dedicated harmonica player (at least while we watched).  I guess you could say they were a cover band (“I heeer thuhh traaaain a’cummmmin”) for many of the classic country songs.  Given the seats, I guess I was kind of in a of negative frame of mind at that point, but the singer seemed to have a range of about half an octave..

Anyway, about ten minutes late (and forty grueling minutes in those seats) Prof. Ben Click finally appeared, joined in with the band as did the speaker before the Spurs retired.  Mr. Click then introduced Mr. Hodgman who started off by reading the various Osprey signs on the walls of the gym, and how the Maryland flag might induce epileptic fits or something to that effect.

He seemed to be quite popular with the “college kids” who appeared to know full well who he was and were quite enthusiastic over his appearance.  Mr. Hodgman talked about a lot of things, not many of which had anything to do with Mark Twain, but covered what jobs he has had, did a shtick about impersonating himself, and stuff like that.  A lot of his things were kind of inside jokes between him and the college audience who got them.  For instance he kept talking about “420” the meaning of which escaped me and only after getting home did I learn it had something to do with a legal decision and marijuana.   Toward the end he did talk about Mark Twain some, showed a clip of a Twain impersonator in a “planet of the apes” head piece, and often disparaged Hal Holbrook.  He did say that Samuel Clemens probably started standup comedy which I think might be fair.

And while all this may sound negative (which, in rereading it, is a fair assessment) I will say that it was an “interesting” evening.  It was not what I had expected (or hoped for), but then Mark Twain was all about shaking up the status quo, an iconoclast, and not afraid to speak about unpopular subjects.  So in that respect I suppose the Twain Lecture lived up to that heritage.  It is good to be exposed to unfamiliar topics, so maybe I’ll go find out when the Daily Show is broadcast.  The younger generation seemed to enjoy his performance.  And they were in no way at all

DFD
 
ps thanks to all who thought the oyster piece was informative.  I thought so too..  working on a second edition (a tease....)

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