Monday, June 6, 2016

Oklahoma Dining Two (the bad one)



Well, my faith in TripAdvisor has been somewhat shaken.  As we’ve discussed before, going blind into a new city for dinner is always a struggle.   One shot, where to go?  I have had pretty good luck using TripAdvisor as a guide, sometimes (depending on time available) checking things like Yelp and just googling “Restaurants in XXXX” and seeing what’s there.  Usually things at the top tend to be things at the top elsewhere, and narrowing down to “French” or “fine dining” also helps.  Sunday was our last full day in Henryetta (and Oklahoma), so we drove back up to OKC to stay over before a Monday morning flight back to reality and BWI we decided to eat “out”.   So, we went into the above mentioned process.

Without refining the search(es) much, two places commontly appeared, Kitchen 324, and Cattlemen’s Steakhouse.   Reviews were pretty positive for both.  Usually 324 was rated just above the steakhouse, but they were rated in the top five in OKC out of the 1380 restaurants in the city.  I checked with FOJTY and he actually had been to the “Kitchen” and said they pretty much liked it. 

But, in the end, we decided that when in cow country, eat cow.  So going to an out and out steakhouse might be rewarding.  They tout themselves as “Oklahoma’s Oldest Continually Operating Restaurant”, located in the stockyards, and opening in 1910.  The “home” tab on their website after giving a thumbnail history boldly proclaims: “Today, Cattlemen's is known not only for its unique history, but mainly for its terrific food [feeder underline] - perfectly aged steaks, legendary breakfasts, and the best cup of coffee that Seattle couldn't touch”.  Well then… and also, it was not far from the Hotel..

So, with the trusty intelligent phone helping us, we drove over to the place which was indeed in what appeared to have been the stockyard section, which is now kind of run down amongst a few blank storefronts (this is actually one corner of the restaurant as you approach the front through the alley – parking is behind the place)




But there is no doubt you were in the right place


While we were headed for the front door, a tour bus pulled up in front and disgorged many tourists, and I thought “Oh no!”.   The arrival of a tour bus at a restaurant runs red flags up in the feeders skewed vision of dining, but mercifully they went to an annex next to the main building.  Having seen reviews mentioning “it was worth the 45 minute wait” we entered with some trepidation (a phone call before leaving the motel got a rather snippy “we have no idea sir” (when questioned as to a possible wait on a Sunday evening). But once inside, no worries; we were seated in one of the many booths that seem to be the standard seating arrangement. 


It is left to the sharp eyed readers to see how many hats they can count (the statue in the foreground doesn’t count)

There was another room off to the left of this picture, maybe they have tables in there. 

Our server, who (proved to be very friendly) arrived almost as soon as we did,  After determining we did want “to get an appetizer started for you”, he did determine that we wanted a cocktail.  With some struggle, MFO finally got across that she wanted a Gin Gimlet, and once again I figured the writing was on the wall and ordered one of their Margaritas.  After what seemed too long, my up Margarita arrived, and a cocktail glass of clear liquid and three skewered cocktail onions arrived.   Although not knowing OK drink preferences, a taste revealed there was no hint of lime.  When pointed out to the server, he apologized and said the bar served up (as you probably guessed) a Gibson.  After shooing the waiter a bit and sipping, we finally turned to said menu which again reflected (not only the lights) the historical aspect of the place  .It entered on steaks of course, but they also offered other non beefy things (fried catfish, fried shrimp, Hawaiian chicken). 
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One of the things they are apparently “famous" for are the “Lamb Fries” offered both as an appetizer and an entrée.  Well, it turns out that the lamb fries use the…. byproduct of the lamb neutering process.  Nuff said, I didn’t try them.  Not pictured on the menu above (in probably a futile attempt to let your read it) is a lot of verbiage on how they achieve the “perfect steak” starting with a “closely guarded house secret” aging process.  It goes on..”……the “PERFECT STEAK” is then hand-cut (never frozen) in our own butcher shop, then broiled over a sharp, hot flame from real charcoal that finishes the meat to a sear on the outside—juicy and tender within! Order your steak according to the How do you Like Your Steak?” chart below:

Rare Red cool center
Medium Rare Red warm center
Medium Pink hot center
Medium Well Hot center, trace of pink
Well done Charred outside, broiled throughout

It what has become a steakhouse necessity, there are “sides” you can order besides your baked potato and Cattlemen’s salad, a choice of grilled shrimp, fresh sautéed mushrooms, steamed broccoli with cheese sauce and the seemingly ubiquitous mac and cheese.   I never have quite understood why I would like a dish of gooey noodles coated with cheese sauce with my steak.  Anyway, this has probably dragged on longer than you wished, I decided decided to have their Cattlemen’s Strip Sirloin (Thick, center cut strip sirloin) medium rare.  MFO decided to try their Broiled Salmon.   After some debate we decided on one order of the Fresh Sautéed Mushrooms.   A sort of bright spot (I’m sort of tipping my hand here) was the wine list which had a pretty good selection, and resulted in an order of a Honig sauvignon blanc and a Carpe Diem Cab.

The room was pretty full, with most tables occupied, many family groups, and what I presumed was local folks out for a Sunday night dinner.  DFD was pretty loose (as I said a few ball caps, some western hats, mostly flannel shirts), but hey, probably Just Right dress.    Once again the bugaboo of “expectations” raises it’s ugly head.   When you hear the term “strip Steak” does something like this come to mind?(borrowed from the web)



Compare this to the Cattlemen’s offering served to me:



Where’s the sear? And what is it swimming in?  it’s not fair to call it dishwater, but it does come to mind.  Whoops! That parsley kind of slipped, and couldn’t be a plainer baked potato.  And then came the crowning blow!  Here is a restaurant that has been cooking steaks for over 100 years, probably cooking that many every day, they make their living on (see above) “terrific food” and presumably have many experienced cooks in the kitchen.   As he drops the steak, the server says: “would you please cut into the steak to see if it is done right?  Swear to God it wasn’t: “to your liking”, it was “done right”.  I asked him if he had doubts, or didn’t trust his kitchen, and said he just wanted to make sure.  I suppose there are diners that think this is great, but it sure puts me off.  He didn’t ask MFO about her salmon, nor maybe the rolls, just their bread and butter item, Steak!  And those “Fresh Sautéed Mushrooms”? 



Do they look “fresh”?, and how hard is it to remove those woody stems that are so ugly (and all standing at attention), and what are they sitting in?  Needless to say, they mostly were left untouched, after a taste resulted in a soggy, chewy, piece of food.

I will say that the steak did have some flavor, but “thick”? nope, maybe a good half inch.

So it wasn’t the best experience we have had lately.  How in the world can this establishment be rated in the top five in Oklahoma City?  What would number 10 be like?  I don’t know anybody from there, but there has to be better options.  Maybe if the description would say something about: “harking back to the golden years of stockyards, looking into the past” or something like that, but geez.  Terrific food?  No way.

I don’t imagine most/any readers will have the opportunity to eat (yes, eat) in OKC, but don’t waste your time and money on Cattlemen’s Steakhouse.  And never mind

DFD


PS I went to TripAdvisor and condensed much of the above, and never (nor expected to) got any feedback.  Swallowed hard and gave them two bullets.  

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